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Joke of the Day
"Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!"
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"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""
"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"
"I went shopping yesterday and bought myself a ring binder. I haven't been able to do a shit since..."
"crime tip: secretley grease a cop's butt befor a car chase so when he slides acros the hood he'll slip off & keep on slidimg down the street"
"David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers."
"What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed? Keep it up!"
"Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !"
"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."
"I own a lot of cleaning supplies for someone whose friends inscribed ""dust me"" on my coffee table recently."