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Joke of the Day

"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."

"NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."

"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."

"how sodomy started........ a good friend & an itchy butthole."

"You know how I got my dick to 12 inches? I cut it in half."

"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."

"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Everything is saying Just Do It."

"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."

"How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them."