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Joke of the Day

"Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn."

"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."

"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"

"*bursts into room Me: GUYS! GUYS! I FOUND A UNICORN Guys: Yeah sure,show us then! *holds up single kernel of corn *gets violently beaten"

"pranks,magic,blog,and awsome!!! SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!"

"What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks? they both get laid by mexicans"

"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"

"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."

"My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous."

"Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize."