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Joke of the Day

"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."

"Ugh! We get it, sun! You're really bright and shit, now calm down."

"Lovers joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."

"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"

"My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life"

"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."

"They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on... The pixels will align."

"""Love means never having to say your sorry."" - someone who is very single"

"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."