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Joke of the Day
"And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take."
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"""Dr. Oz"" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college."
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"A hot woman telling me about her boyfriend is like setting money on fire in front of a homeless person."
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