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Joke of the Day

"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"

"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."

"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."

"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."

"What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator? I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bartender says, ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says, ""I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"""

"What's pirates' favourite meme? Ayy lmao"

"Doctor Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!"

"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."