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Joke of the Day
"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"
Next Joke
"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"
"What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw? Outlaws are wanted."
"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"
"How many more times will I watch ""A Walk To Remember"" tonight? As Mandy Moore times as I want to."
"WIFE: Can you send these party invites out? ME: Sure *throws them out window* WIFE: Did you- ME: If they're meant to come, they'll come."
"[tearing off our clothes] Her: I want you. Take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her TV*"
"""I say, this bloody coffee tastes like mud!...."" "" It should sir, it was ground this morning."""
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"
"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""