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Joke of the Day

"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."

"Who Has a Chance for the Title: The World's First Gay Ass Motherfucker? Brody Jenner, Bruce's / Caitlyn's son First joke posted."

"From all the butts, ours is the most important."

"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."

"Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms? There's already handicapped stalls."

"Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire. as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin"

"What do you call cheese that's not yours? Colby Jack's."

"You know how you'll see something a million times, but can't find it when you need it? That's why I stopped buying condoms."

"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew!"

"Forgive me Twitter, for I have sinned. It has been four days since my last tweet. Because, you know... weed and Sudoku."