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Joke of the Day

"A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods. A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods together. The girl says ""I'm scared. The pedo says ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."

"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."

"What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? Wrong."

"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't"

"whats the difference between cancer and black people? cancer got jobs. (too soon.)"

"What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go E we go!"