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Joke of the Day

"A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods. A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods together. The girl says ""I'm scared. The pedo says ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"Most suitable joke for reddit [deleted]"

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"Hi reddit, I'm a Japanese pearl diver! AMA."

"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."

"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican? Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican..."

"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"

"How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself."

"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."