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Joke of the Day

"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."

"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"

"And then Satan said, ""save time ~ respond to her text with a K."""

"Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye."

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""

"My mate went to a restaurant and the waiter had lost his left arm Serves him right"

"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"

"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."

"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"