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Joke of the Day

"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"

"In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?"

"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"

"What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict? One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back."

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"Two men were out hunting together... (Joke made into a video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3rgkpx3Lc"

"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."

"""Grapey."" -me after every wine at the wine-tasting"

"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll"