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Joke of the Day
"What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go E we go!"
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"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."
"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"
"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."
"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."
"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."
"What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs? You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out."
"Thought of starting an origami business but too lazy to do all the paperwork involved."