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Joke of the Day

"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."

"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""

"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."

"What do you call a book case hogging all the books? Shelf-ish"

"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"

"Bully: This town isn't big enough for the 2 of us! Me: Oh yeah? Bully: Yeah! Me: Come at me bro *opens town expansion plan* and look at this"

"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way."

"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."