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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."

"What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"A Catholic named Jose climbed mount Olympus. He saw God at the top and said ""Hey! Zeus!"""

"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract? Hush Puppies."

"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"Red sky at night shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning... Your barn's on fire."

"I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing ""Danger Zone"" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts"

"I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery."

"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"