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Joke of the Day

"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""

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"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."
"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."
"Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was ""you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"""
"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."
"What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite"
"God: thou shall not kill Me: but my coworker whistles all day God: still no Me: he says ciao instead of goodbye God: do what you have to"
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