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Joke of the Day
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."
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"I remember as a child lying in bed and waiting for Santa Claus to come. And how afterwards it would be so silent and awkward as he got dressed to leave."
"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"
"New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together as I write this."
"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"
"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."
"Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger."
"Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth."
"Sorry in advance for the pun... So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really sucks. They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu."
"Football joke Joke: What is the difference between Arjen Robben and the time?"