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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"

"I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. Well, I think she was poor. She only had 1.30 in her purse."

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes? Chicken ceaser salad."

"""Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."" The priest replied, ""I know. I saw your tweet!"""

"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"

"Two mods are standing in a field [deleted]"

"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"

"I wish crappy people weren't allowed to like my favorite band."

"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."

"Good thing is that the Irish won't be leaving EU. Although, U2 would probably still sound as good With or Without EU."