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Joke of the Day

"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."

"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."

"A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute."

"What do you call a Chinese conga line? A Chu Chu train"

"Why can't Albert Einstein drive? Because he never learned."

"A priest and a rabbi... A priest and a rabbi see a young boy. Priest: ""Let's fuck him."" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"Oregon's defense."

"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."

"Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None they only screw the poor"

"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""