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Joke of the Day

"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"

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"So you know how you don't dream when you smoke weed? What if MLK smoked?"
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"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""