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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."

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"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."
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"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"
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