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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being horny and being hungry? Where you put the cucumber"
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"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."
"How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database? Pop, Lock & Drop It"
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and broom."
"My brother is so poor... ...He had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."
"I don't bite the hand that feeds me. I lightly suck the thumb."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"
"My friend said she likes Nickleback"
"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"