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Joke of the Day
"Why are there only seat belts in the end of the bus? Because #backlivesmatter"
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"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"
"First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."
"Two monkeys get into a bath... The first monkey says: ""OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"". The second monkey says: ""Put some cold in then."""
"Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit"
"Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker... ..You never know what you're going to catch."
"*opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family"
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."