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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny They just don't work"

"If you steal my identity and get a credit card I'll be impressed. Not because you stole my identity, but because you got approved. Kudos!"

"People Against Queuing, now thats a cause I can get behind!"

"Drunk Draft Folder Contents: ""Trees. LOL."" ""I was born once. Pickles."" ""Spice Girls"" ""Toes. Are on my feet. Both feet. Not just one."""

"I celebrate International Women's Day by visiting my local CVS and torching all their 'JUST FOR MEN' products while screaming: ""NOT TODAY!"""

"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""

"What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress? Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)"

"I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds."

"Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!"

"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""