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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!"
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"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."
"A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, ""You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"""
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"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"Why doesn't the veteran have a blow-up sex doll? Because of the flashbacks."
"Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher? Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident."
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"Where does Daredevil sign contracts? On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt."
"When someone yells ""Fire!"" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep"