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Joke of the Day

"Drunk Draft Folder Contents: ""Trees. LOL."" ""I was born once. Pickles."" ""Spice Girls"" ""Toes. Are on my feet. Both feet. Not just one."""

"I know the basics of sex... You could say I know the ins and outs."

"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."

"Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad."

"What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?"

"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"

"""Dad, could you lend me your chair? I'm fixing the table."" ""Sorry, son. I'm not feeling particularly chairitable today."""

"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"

"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"

"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."