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Joke of the Day

"I was close to becoming a rap god. But then 1 day my mom licked her thumb to wipe a smudge off my face as a kid & ruined all my street cred."

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"Let's play the lion and the lion tamer Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat"
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"A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder... He chose the latter."
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