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Joke of the Day
"I had anal sex and my sperm were so confused They tried to fertilize a piece of corn."
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"Lurk I started a subreddit about lurking... No one posted anything."
"ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]"
"What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?"
"When a store plays pop music half the time and classic rock the other half, you know there's two people working there that hate each other."
"What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can? One of them gets taken in every once in a while."
"My internet connection."
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."
"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"