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"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"
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"The Jews may be the ""Chosen People""... ... But the Muslims are the ""Randomly Selected""."
"What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? Allahu akbar"
"""We never talk anymore."" ""I know. It's amazing!"""
"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta."
"Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict? You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines."
"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."
"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."
"I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there. It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes."
"If your wife is shouting Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."