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Joke of the Day

"I visited Amsterdam this summer, and decided to have sex with a prostitute. It was an overall positive experience. Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience."

"Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there."

"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."

"I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say ""You're tired I should go."""

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"

"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."

"CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA"

"MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did."

"The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years... ... that's two more than their banks."