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Joke of the Day

"Some say that the Mongols created the first iteration of the Ideal Gas Law. After all, they were pneumatic experts."

"The most judgmental aquatic mammal is probably the seal of disapproval."

"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"

"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."

"My kid asked me where babies came from and I was like ""Dude, ask your Mom. I still can't figure out why Garfield talks and Odie doesn't."""

"Imagine having cocks for hands and then being in business type situations where you have to shake hands. How embarrassing."

"11/9 The day America terrorized themselves."

"1,058,675,954,897 base-36 That is all."

"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""

"White people really do look alike, so let's fill up on teriyaki chicken samples by walking laps around the food court."