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Joke of the Day
"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"
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"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."
"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"
"I wish my penis felt the same way my nose currently does. Because then it too would be raw from having been blown all day."
"Why is it bad for blind people to skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog"
"Wearing contact lenses for the first time. My vision's gone from YouTube to Blu-Ray."
"I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis [cough], father [ah], ladder"
"Batman walks into a bar... ...Followed by 24 Sodium atoms."