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Joke of the Day
"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"
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"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."
"What's worse than an unfinished joke?"
"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""
"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""
"I heard a Freudian slip once... He broke both his arms."
"I wrote a song about a coal digger having sex with a 15 year old. I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor."
"What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille"
"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."
"I'm not convinced faith can move mountain's But ive seen what it can do to skyscrapers"