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"I'm a fartartist The fart is silent"
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"[NSFW] MY wife walked in on me fucking my daughter... I wasn't sure if she was surprised by the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus..."
"To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not screw the whole pond..."
"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu!"
"My dad annoyed my mom calling her ""Mother of 7"" until the day she called him ""Father of 4""."
"""You are terrible at metaphors."" ""Wow. Jealousy is a bad moustache on you."""
"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."
"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."