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Joke of the Day
"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"
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"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"
"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"
"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"
"My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving."
"LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack"
"Know why polish airplanes only fill half of an airplane for each fligth? Poles on the rigth half of the plane are unstable"
"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."
"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."
"Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos."