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Joke of the Day

"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."

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"Men are the best cooks... One sausage, two eggs, bit of milk and they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"Hey, we never talked in high school! Let's be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"

"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."

"What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine? Le Tour de Franzia"

"Oedipal Arrangements ...just like your mom used to make."

"Nuclear programs are always for peaceful purposes. Drop a nuke on an enemy and suddenly they're peaceful"