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Joke of the Day

"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo"

"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."

"Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot."

"[on date pretending not to be a dung beetle] Date: What's your favourite meal? Me: Poop Date: What? Me: SOUP, I like eating soup"

"After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone."

"*raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry"

"Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better... Its an appreciating asset."