3414
Joke of the Day
"Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better... Its an appreciating asset."
Next Joke
"My husband went camping w/ his buddies. He packed a hatchet, 2 liters of Jack & a 3yo's Hello Kitty sleeping bag. He's gonna die out there."
"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."
"Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers."
"My friends made me jump off the end of the dock... I'll do anything under *pier* pressure"
"I need beer money but I've probably captured my neighbor's cat and returned it for the reward one too many times."
"People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous, we don't have jobs."
"It's like taking candy from a baby - A GOOD IDEA IF YOU DON'T WANT THE BABY TO LOSE ITS FEET TO DIABETES BEFORE IT TURNS ONE."
"Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Enough to break the ice. *winks*"
"I've been on this new Vodka diet. It's great, I've lost 3 days already!"