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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time I spent staring at my phone screen."
Next Joke
"Do you like snow? Yes Or Snow"
"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."
"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."
"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."
"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"
"Q: What did the tire say to the tire? A: I'm tired!"
"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"
"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."