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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"

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"How to fix something: -Say ""let's have a look"" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say ""nah it's broken"" -Place hands on hips"
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"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"
"What does the alcoholic drink when he complains wine (kinda sorry)"
"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."
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