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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"
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"What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry"
"Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports."
"Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*"
"When ghosts attend a sex party, what is their favourite group activity? Boo-kkake"
"If I have an erection for more than 4 hours, she is going to need to see a doctor."
"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"
"Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock"
"How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella."