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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into a bar And that's where he stayed for most of my childhood."

"S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!"

"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""

"Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach."

"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."

"So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?"

"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"

"It doesn't matter how up-to-date your donor card is, the hospital gets really judgey when you drop off a liver unannounced."

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent."