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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"
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"What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet telephone telawoman."
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."
"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws."
"If babies named Todd don't call themselves ""The Toddler"" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?"
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are."
"TIL: Hitler was a very emotional golfer ...Every time his ball went into a bunker, he became suicidal!"