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Joke of the Day
"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."
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"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."
"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains."
"Why was the feminist picnic so bad Nobody made sandwiches"
"Santa probably regrets giving coal Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat."
"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."
"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."
"Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind"
"How do you steal something from a crazy person? You straight jack it."