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Joke of the Day
"How does the Pope get around New York City? Mass Transit!"
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"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."
"What do you call a chicken coop with five doors? A hatchback."
"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"
"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."
"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"
"Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50 Most of the survivors found were in the closet."
"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."
"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."