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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how you piss off a bunch of people at once? http://www.redditstatic.com/reddit500.png"
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"Today I watched a documentary about crustaceans and I saw a crab take another crab's food... ...crabs can be so shellfish right?"
"I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books."
"[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings"
"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"
"I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy Just like my four fathers did"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"
"My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today."
"I think I've found the worst pornstar name to have at the moment. ISIS LOVE"