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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pothead with two spliffs? Double jointed"
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"[on a date with a teacher] Me: your eyes are beautiful Her: yours too Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you Her: i don't know CAN YOU"
"I bought these sneakers from a drug dealer... He must have laced them with something because I've been tripping all day!"
"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"
"My new thesaurus just came in Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible"
"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"
"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."
"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."
"Black Super Mario *Jumps on mushroom* *Throws fireball at turtle* *Slides down sewer pipe* *Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*"
"so i learned recently that fruit is good for the colon... thus a homosexual's must be exceptionally healthy"