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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pothead with two spliffs? Double jointed"
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"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."
"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."
"Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'."
"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""
"Ideas are like kids Don't have them"
"How many cross-dressers live near Manchester? Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address."
"Just made a voodoo doll of myself that I'm about to beat some sense into."
"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"I, for one... is a roman numeral."