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Joke of the Day

"My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox."

"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."

"Will you get mad? Wife: *Honey, do I look fat in this dress?* Husband: *Will you get mad if I tell you the truth?* Wife: *No, silly. Of course not* Husband: *I slept with your sister*"

"Censorship [removed]"

"What is the Great Saiyaman's favorite Adam Sandler movie? You Don't Mess with the Gohan"

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"I Like My Coffe Like I Like My Slaves Free"

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo I'll take lookout"

"[making flamingos] God: bird. Adam: got it. G: but it stand still a lot. A: ok.. G: on one leg. A: how high are you? G: make it pink."