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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !"

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta ate a theta"

"I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing."

"Went out drinking at the bar last night. Took a cab home. Trying to figure out what to do with the cab in my garage?"

"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"

"What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard? Reload."

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!"

"Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet"