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Joke of the Day

"I heard my neighbour was stealing everyone else's Viagras... That was kind of a dick move."

"I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno."

"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"

"Today I've decided to rename things in the office to start with ""i"" like Apple. There's iStapler, iPostitnotes, iWishitwasfriday..."

"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"""Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."""

"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."

"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"

"Have you heard of the new deodorant called umpire? It's for foul balls!"

"I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds."