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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."

"I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!"

"A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"This girl I'm currently seeing is very flexible, just what I like. She comes round every Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday."

"The worst would you rather... This election."

"Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing."

"I really hope to die as peacefully as my grandfather did. Nothing like his passengers, though. They must have been losing their minds before the plane hit the trees."

"Why does a chicken coop has two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan"