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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."

"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"

"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it will be a foot!"

"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."

"Michael Strahan has a line of clothing at JC Penneys I think the Gap would be more appropriate."