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Joke of the Day
"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."
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"What's a Muslim soccer player's favorite way to move the ball? A. Kicking. B. Heading. C. Kneeing?"
"Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange."
"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."
"My wife says I was wasted last night and honestly I don't think she's buying my story about having to be naked to guard the neighbors porch."
"He died doing what he loved Making toast in the shower"
"Just saw a spider. It was sleeping. I crawled into its mouth."
"Native Americans watch the movie 1492 backwards because they want to see a happy ending."
"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"